Well I've official been pwned. My tits just don't feel adequate after checking these glorious breasts out. It was fairly amazing to open a 5 pound bag of chicken breast to find only 4 pieces, one that is tiny and cant be more than a half pound , one mediocre size one and two absolutely ginormous ones. I'm am simply stunned.
Finally a weekend recap. Friday I found myself cycling to the WB from MKE. It was a cold long ride. Saturday I joined the raging bumble bee on a ride to check out some glorious man vans. Somehow people ridding bikes to test drive cars has never happened at this particular stealership and we got all kinds of comments. One typical salesman even commented on the ragging bumblebees slim physique, what was later decided to be quite similar to a little girl. After driving around in stanky bike gear (don't worry the vans seats have anti-microbial seats = you can fart in them and they wont smell), we saddled up and headed back to the house. The ride back was rippin fast, and the bumble bee was sooooo pooped that he couldn't manage to tackle the last hill (disapointing).
Sunday I headed back to MKE and headed out to attempt to ride on the MKE river trails on a ancient peugot mountain bike, Thanks to an individual known as Swap Ass. The trails were still prtty sloppy, so there was a bit of hiking involved, however the dry sections make the hiking totally worth it. It was nice to enjoy the dirt again.
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