Using the following picture,I was able calculate the number of bugs killed per square inch of myself. Calculations prove that I killed 739 bugs. Impressive.
Overall it was a grand ride.
A Most Excellent Potty Break
6 years ago
Monday, May 4, 2009
Spring = Bugs
While the rest of the MOs team did what was most likely a wonderfully painful set of intervals at Pike Lake, I decided to enjoy a ride of my own. I heading down twords South Milwaukee (land of small homes, large boats and a shit ton of Packer paraphernalia) got out about 20 miles and decided to head home as not to burn out the legs for stump farm this weekend. The entire trip back consisted of running through swarms of nats and mosquitoes at about quarter mile intervals. Now I figure that a 20mph impact from my hefty body would for sure kill off any bug that i hit, so i decided to calculate the exact number of bugs I met their demise today.
Using the following picture,I was able calculate the number of bugs killed per square inch of myself. Calculations prove that I killed 739 bugs. Impressive.
Overall it was a grand ride.
A Most Excellent Potty Break
Using the following picture,I was able calculate the number of bugs killed per square inch of myself. Calculations prove that I killed 739 bugs. Impressive.
Overall it was a grand ride.
A Most Excellent Potty Break
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If you'd shave your legs like a real rider, this wouldn't happen!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, they are a bit hairy... now lets get on with it! Why haven't you been posting?!
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